1. Post your resignation on a giant traditional billboard
or electronic billboard that faces your office.
2. Pay one of those automated telemarketer companies to
call everyone in your company at the same time announcing
your resignation (record this).
3. If you work in a tall building, parachute from the top
and on the parachute write "FU" and insert your
4. Write your two week notice on toilet paper (slightly
soiled) and give it to the boss in front of your coworkers
5. Walk around at work in your bathrobe and fuzzy slippers
and whenever anyone questions you about this, open the robe
and flash them your "I Quite" t-shirt and matching
6. Write "I Quit" on your butt cheeks, then photocopy
your behind on the copy machine and hand out / fax the copies
to your boss and all of your coworkers
7. Start out with a little hip hop presentation for your
boss in front of others and rap about bitches, ho's and
motha friggas, then move into some good old Michael Jackson
crotch grabbing and sing in a falsetto "I quit my job!
Ooh hoo hoo!"
8. Go all Kung Fu Panda on your boss, pin his shoulders
to the ground and hock a loogie that dangles over his face.
Let it slide down onto his nose, then slurp it back up and
say softly, "I quit."
9. Skip around the office without pants singing "I
quit my job. I quit my job".
10. Write "Bye!" on your hand and shove it in
my boss's nose and then put your hand up to the cell phone
camera for a close up.