How to make crystal meth is something that many people are searching for now days. And why not since methamphetamines have been around for a while, people like them and the Federal government has clamped down on them putting some of the most active ingredients behind the Wal-Mart pharmacy counters.

So, you've come here wanting the answer to how to make crystal meth and this makes perfect sense to me. You're either a meth user or dealer and you have a need. The Internet is a vast wasteland of information and you'd like to get wasted.

So, without further adieu (that's a doo doo if you live with pets) I present you with how to make crystal meth in 5 easy steps.

How to Make Crystal Meth

1. Go to Wal-Mart
2. Get some Aluminum Cans
3. Ask the Pharmacist for some of that stuff to make meth
4. Go to parking lot
5. Put stuff in can and say out loud, "I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!"

There you have it. These are all the details that you'll ever need to make meth. Okay, there is one more detail. But, for this detail you'll need to find a guy named Freddie who is driving around right now with a mobile meth lab in his van trying to stay out of the way of police.

He could be in your parking lot right now. And, if not, then try Target. Remember though if the van is a rockin' then don't come a knockin' as you don't want to surprise the crazy, paranoid meth chemist now do you?