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How to Attract an Aries Man without Drawing Flies

Many women want to know how to attract an Aries man without drawing flies or without the use non-lethal rat traps. Well, this is quite an impossible task, indeed.

Aries Man

I mean you need flypaper or something to trap the ram with before he rams your right in the butt. Unless, that is you're looking to get rammed in the butt, which is the whole point of attracting an Aries man.

So, let's break apart just how to attract an Aries guy so that he doesn't even know that you're trying to get his attention. First, let's forget animal magnetism for a second.

And, now let's consider real magnetism. That is when you want to know how to attract an Aries man who is all full of hair and hoofs, horns and stuff, you'll need a strong super-subatomic magnet to haul his ass over to your side of the room.

This is especially true at a crowded bar where he may not notice you otherwise. The first thing you'll want to do to attract that special Aries guy once you've marked him and are ready to bag and tag him, is to pull out that super special magnet from your purse that only researchers at Florida State University had access to until you stole it during one of the sequels to Ocean's 11.

All you have to do is pull that 15 ton world's biggest magnet out and aim it directly at that Aries fellow. He won't be able to resist as he slides across the floor, scratching and clawing all the way, until he ends up in your arms.

Now that you know how to attract an Aries dude, the rest is up to you. Good luck, though in having him call you later as there's no magnet big enough that will make him do that.



 
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