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Green Eggs and Meth

This is the story of how to make green eggs and meth by Mr. Seuss. For legal reasons we cannot give credit to Dr. Seuss, the children's book writer. So, we've chosen the legally defensible name Mr. Seuss (not to be confused with Meth-er Seuss)..

And, also for legal reasons we cannot reprint the poem, "Green Eggs and Ham" so we've chosen the similar, yet not the same, poem "Green Eggs and Meth" to publish. Enjoy!

 

I Are Starr
Starr I Are

Do you like green eggs and meth?
Yes, I like green eggs and meth,
Starr I Are.

Would you like them there or here?
Would you like them with a beer?

I would like them there or here.
I would like them with a beer.
I do like green eggs and meth,
Starr I Are.

Would you like them in a boat?
Would you like them in a moat?
Would you like them with a cat?
Would you like them up to bat?

Yes, I would like them in a boat,
In a moat, with a cat and up to bat,
Starr I Are.

Would you like them in a home?
Would you like them with a drone?
Would you like them up in space?
Would you like them in your face?

Yes, I would like them in a home,
With a drone, up in space and in my face,
Starr I Are.

Would you like them with a zombie?
Would you like them with Abercrombie?
Would you like them fleeing Hell?
Would you like them what's that smell?

Yes, I would like them with a zombie,
With Abercrombie, fleeing from Hell and what's that smell,
Starr I Are.

Would you? Should You?
In a tank?
Would you? Should You?
With Tyra Banks?

I will like them in a tank.
I will like them with Tyra Banks.
I will like them in a Snuggie.
I will like them with singer Fergie.
I will like them with a Gerbil.
I will like them with heir Goebbels.
I will like them heretofore.
I will like them in a 4-door.
I will like them in a pipe, on a bike,
In a cloud, with a crowd.

I will like them with a vampire.
I will like them with your satire,
Starr I Are.

 

Notice: do not try to make green eggs and meth at home - leave this to the cartoon professionals.


 
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