I am a descendant of the Mayflower (Okay, Mayflower Madam but who's counting?) and as such I offer a special perspective on history on how to do things badly. For example, my forefather, or giga grandpa as I like to say was Richard Warren who was the Mayflower pilgrim with the most descendants numbering over 14 million (yes, this number is correct).

Obviously, old Richard should never write a how to manual on birth control. This is especially compounded by the fact that Pilgrims were Puritans who had relations only to procreate but weren't supposed to enjoy it. So, any how-to book about adult romantic behavior is out the window.

So, to carry on the tradition of the pilgrims, I have acknowledged my heritage and limitations and decided to put up a sarcastic how-to website. Are you not as tired of eHow and Instructables as I am? Well, they do have some quality pages, but they also need to be spoofed.

Okay, so a "how-to" spoof website may seem odd. But, this may not be as ridiculous as it seems (or it may) as knowing how to do things wrong is a precursor to doing it right.

Thomas Edison once said, "I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." Well on this website I am providing you one of these 10,000 ways that won't work in hopes that you will do the opposite and find out how to make it work for you.

If you find that funny or a little bit humorous, then that's Okay, too. :)