I am a descendant of the Mayflower (Okay, Mayflower Madam but
who's counting?) and as such I offer a special perspective on
history on how to do things badly. For example, my forefather,
or giga grandpa as I like to say was Richard Warren who was the
Mayflower pilgrim with the most descendants numbering over 14
million (yes, this number is correct).
Obviously, old Richard should never write a how to manual on
birth control. This is especially compounded by the fact that
Pilgrims were Puritans who had relations only to procreate but
weren't supposed to enjoy it. So, any how-to book about adult
romantic behavior is out the window.
So, to carry on the tradition of the pilgrims, I have acknowledged
my heritage and limitations and decided to put up a sarcastic
how-to website. Are you not as tired of eHow and Instructables
as I am? Well, they do have some quality pages, but they also
need to be spoofed.
Okay, so a "how-to" spoof website may seem odd. But,
this may not be as ridiculous as it seems (or it may) as knowing
how to do things wrong is a precursor to doing it right.
Thomas Edison once said, "I have not failed. I've just found
10,000 ways that won't work." Well on this website I am providing
you one of these 10,000 ways that won't work in hopes that you
will do the opposite and find out how to make it work for you.
If you find that funny or a little bit humorous, then that's
Okay, too. :)