We are descendents of the Mayflower (Okay, Mayflower Madam but who's counting?) and as such we offer a special perspective on history on how to do things badly. For example, our forefather, or giga grandpa as I like to say was Richard Warren who was the Mayflower pilgrim with the most descendants numbering over 14 million (yes, this number is correct).

Obviously, old Richard should never write a how to manual on birth control. This is especially compounded by the fact that Pilgrims were Puritans who had intercourse only to procreate but weren't supposed to enjoy it. So, any how-to book about adult romantic behavior is out the window.

So, to carry on the tradition of the pilgrims, we have acknowledged our heritage and our limitations and decided to put up a how to do it wrong website. Now, this may not be as ridiculous as it seems (or it may) as knowing how to do it wrong is a precursor to doing it right.

Thomas Edison once said, "I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." Well on this website we are providing you one of these 10,000 ways that won't work in hopes that you will do the opposite and find out how to make it work for you.

If you find that funny or a little bit humorous, then that's Okay, too. :)