How Pilgrim is a basic "how-to" do-it-yourself (DIY)
website with a twist. There are thousands of how-to websites on
the Internet right now giving you advice on this and that. Some
of the how-to advice is good while other advice is trash.
On this site, you can be assured that all answers to your important
questions are indeed trash. This ask an expert site doesn't have
one serious answer on this website. In fact, How Pilgrim mocks
and satirizes other how-to and ask an expert sites that have the
gall and arrogance to think they know better than you do.
For instance, the editor of How Pilgrim is a big know-it-all
and I basically irritate people with my so-called wisdom. In fact,
over the years I have discovered that a lot of my wisdom is just
So, now I want to share these wrong, uninformed, ill-advised
and downright irritating answers to your honest questions. The
hope is that by giving you the wrong answer to your question,
albeit in a funny and humorous manner, you can cross this off
your list and go on to find the right answer. In other words,
ask a real expert for the DIY, FYI or WTF answer.
Nothing and let me repeat nothing (I like to repeat myself as
a know-it-all) on this website is to be taken seriously. Conversely,
I recommend that you follow none of my recommendations and come
up with your own solutions. WTF, you say?
The inspiration for How Pilgrim is simple. As a child my friends
and I went around saying this phrase to each other. At that time,
it actually meant "Hi Pilgrim". But as time ran on and
imaginations ran wild it made me think of when the Pilgrims bought
their first Plymouth at The Rock, Massachusetts.
Why, Why, Why?
The Indians were curious about the new settlers who would one
day, take their land, push them onto reservations and make them
turn to alcohol addictions for consolation (at this point "Why
Pilgrim" would be the appropriate phrase).
But, before this the Indians were curious about the white man
and asked many questions. The words "how Pilgrim" must
have been uttered many times in the context of "how you do
this or how you do that" such as "how do you teach your
English bulldog to rollover" or "how do I put brass
buckles on my moccasins?"
So, How Pilgrim is basically set up where you are the Indian
asking me the Pilgrim the answer to a specific question. I give
you the world's worst answer and we go from there. I pretend to
be an authority on anything and everything under the sun and you
go forward snickering behind my back at my stupidity. I tell you
FYI that you can DIY and you say WTF.
Anyway, that is how this is supposed to work. If you find some
of the information on this website actually helpful, then let
me know and I will remove it immediately. This is not a place
for real and helpful answers. This is a place for misinformation
and hopefully a little fun. Don't like this format, then ...
You're a persistent cuss, pilgrim - John Wayne